Bombs Away!

For those of you who doesn't know about this, one of the workshops near Sunway College got MR BOMBASTIC-ED (kena bomb la). I don't know whats the story behind it but I do know what it looks like after being BING BANG BONG. More after the jump(even though I dont know what this means but I always see people saying this..what jump?)

Boom! There goes 2 Volkswagon GTI

Dont know what bomb they use but the walls came crashing down like humpty dumpty

Sakit!!

Black Eye Peas - Boom Boom Pow~~

Stay tune for next post - Somebody call 911, Fire Burning On The Dance Floor?

Full House (MTV CRIBS)

As promised, I shall show you around my house .. BE WARNED.. The photos might SHOCK you. Since the last post was confusing, I just want to clarify that I accidentally broke the plate, thats all..Other stuff was all made up to test my creative writing skills.

Here we go!

My house is very different from other houses. Every house there is a store room. But my house IS A STORE ROOM. Hard to believe? O ye of little faith! Then I shall show you.

Entrance

One thing I like is that I am not afraid that people will rob my house because it doesn't look attractive as compared to all my neighbors house.

Once you OPEN THE DOOR, this is what you will see!

Wah menakutkan...No Grand Entrance at all.

There is more =)

Show you a clearer view of what is inside

Like I said..STORE ROOM is to keep stuff..Here is a classic/antique

This fan use to work ancient years ago. Now it is for display purposes only. =)

After entering the door, this is what you will see on your RIGHT!

More stuff

Now the mini pathway to dining table

Let me show you how GANAS my dining table is!!!

This is an extreme pic. Now my dining table is like that without all the stuff on it. Other things you see remain the same.

Let me show you a glimpse of my parents room. Its not this messy but that day they were moving stuff so I took a picture at its PEAK EXTREME MESSINESS.

It is nothing like this now. Much cleaner and organized.

Before I end I would like to clarify some stuff. I am not being sarcastic or erm not grateful that I have this house. I love this house and my room is AWESOME! The bed is so nice and the AIR COND = I DONT WANNA WAKE UP AT 8AM TO GO UNI.

With that being said, WELCOME to my CRIB!

Heart Broken

A girl broke my heart which resulted in me breaking a plate to see how it physically looks like. My heart is actually more broken than this

This picture was not taken in google images or the internet...Happen few days ago in my house obviously..

As a "celebrity" the people in the magazine will write about anything as long as it is interesting and can attract readers.

Here is what actually happened and what they say happened.

Magazine version : Self Proclaimed Rapper gets dumped by Hot Air Hostess for another person. Rapper then gets caught on camera breaking plates to vent anger. For more info get the latest news and gossips on "Rappers Gone Wild" Magazine today.

My story (Simple and not complicated) : Just about to leave the house, takes text book without realizing there is a plate near by .. PING PANG PONG.. too late to react.. Once again late for class =.=

Just to clarify ... I get heart broken not just by girls only k.. I have a life. And my life doesn't revolve entirely around girls.

New Rap Coming "SOON" .. Need to find time to record it and upload ... Next episode..

RTM2 Rumah Saya (Local version of MTV cribs)

Selamat Hari Jadi

Happy Birthday Sydney !

Bread Without Peanut Butter Is Incomplete

Every played badminton without a shuttlecock or played golf without the ball? If your answer is yes, please record it and show me what you use. My point is both the badminton racquet and the shuttlecock complement each other. For football it is the same. Scoring without a goal without performing a celebration would be incomplete. It's like after munching down your burger you need to have a sip of Coca-cola. I was browsing through this site and found some funny goal celebrations.

Feel free to check it out. http://sportige.com/funny-scoring-players/

The best goal celebration I enjoy most is when those players use "cocky" as their theme of celebrating. It is hard to explain what that means but I can show you how it looks like. Here are my top 2 "cocky" goal celebrations ever.

Number 2 on my list has to be Van the man (Van Nistelrooy). He missed a penalty, the opponent laughs at him. Few minutes later Van Nistelrooy scores and "celebrates" in front of the person that laughed at him moments ago resulting in a yellow card.

Top 1 on my list and the whole wide world comes from Cristiano Ronaldo.

Last minute of the game against his previous club Sporting Lisbon in the Champions League game. He steps up to take a free kick. BEAUTIFUL goal scored. Next, his CLASSIC face, words can't describe his face. You have to take a look for yourself.

Besides that, there are weird things your teammates might do when you celebrate a goal. This guy went and (I cant seem to find the right word so I shall just use the word) bite the person's DOWN THERE ... I think bite is a bit of a strong word to use..Maybe nibble...Or he was just hungry. Watch It To BELIEVE IT.

If you think you can do a better celebration than that, feel free to show the whole world through youtube.

Mask Rider Wannabe

Vroom Vroom is the sound that comes out from his mouth followed by hand movements as though he is really sitting on one. He gets all hyped out when "motor bikes' are the subject of the conversation. Even though at the end of the day "It is easier said than done" he is taking up the challenge and putting his words into action by learning how to actually ride a bike instead of just talking and imagining.

Do you know who the real mask rider actually is?

I also couldn't believe it was him

Ini dia Mask Rider Tai "behind the scenes" and "in the making"

CNY Believe It Or Not

I just realized I did not eat any mandarin oranges during+after CNY. How about you?

My Valentines Day

Before any of you jump to conclusion based on the title, this post is for a contest where I am suppose to write about how I would be spending my day with one star/celebrity from the movie Valentines Day. For some, it might be hard to choose who to spend the day with since this movie has more than one hot chick like Jessica Alba. However for me, the person I would choose to go out with has to definitely be Taylor Swift.

So here is how it will all happen.

Early in the morning I will go over to her house with a dress specially made for her. It's a dress specially designed for a princess because I will be taking her to a castle for breakfast. As she comes down from the stairs after putting on the dress, she will literally known how sweet I am as her living room is flooded with candies from all around the world enough to give her instant diabetes if she decides to even eat those sugary delights. I know you guys must be imagining how gorgeous she is looking in that dress so here is a picture for you.

Moving on to breakfast, like I said we will be going to the castle to eat. We will take a helicopter over to the castle, and when we arrive we will be riding on a white horse into the castle.

For breakfast, I will have all the famous chefs from all around the world like Chef Wan to prepare a meal for her. All the food will come in a shape of a heart. For example a heart shape bowl and even the rice must be heart shaped. Some of the food that she will be eating are nasi lemak, heart shaped roti canai, and char keow teow.

After that we will go on a hot air balloon where I will tell her how much I love her in a poetry Shakespeare kind of thing but in the modern version also known as RAP.

This is how the rap would sound like.

After an hour of fresh air and amazing view from above, its time for some archery. This isn't any kind of normal archery if you are wondering. See the target board? It won't look like that. Instead you will see kanye west's head as the target and some of the things/persons who broke her heart and made her unhappy. NOTE! this is just to have fun and let go of the stress, not a violent activity.

(example of what will never happen on that day)

As promised before, no interruption.

I will then take her to an award show where she will be awarded the BEST GIRLFRIEND IN THE WORLD. This time when she is giving her speech, she won't be interrupted if you know what I mean.

After that, I'll bring her to a place with tall buildings and ask her to wait. While she is waiting, she will be receiving roses from 13 random strangers as 13 is her favorite number. When I reach the top of the building, I'll call her and tell her to look up. Then I'll jump with a parachute of course and when it opens it will say I Love You, instead of will you marry me just like in the Bon Jovi video called all about loving you.

(something like this)

As our stomach starts to growl, I'll bring her to an underwater restaurant where all her favorite singers will be performing while we eat. There will be dolphins and clown fishes (Nemo) surrounding us during dinner.

As we land back on land, there will be some fireworks display before we head off to our final destination. The final place that I will be bringing her to is to outer space. With the advancement of technology and lots of money, it is possible to go to space.

Based on her expression you can see that she really enjoyed her day.

I told her I love you literally everywhere. I told her I love you on land, up in the air, underwater, and in outer space.

As of today, we both made the best "Love Story" there ever was. From now on I promise you won't have to have another "Teardrop on My/Your Guitar" and I thank God that "You Belong With/To Me".

Today was more than a fairytale. It was real.

By the way, if you think how is it possible to buy so many things or pay people to do so much when I can't even afford to buy a bicycle (don't laugh), I have a no limit credit card. You might have gold, platinum or whatever canggih name of credit card but nothing can beat the credit card I have.

With this card, I can buy things anywhere anytime in the world. If you don't believe see for yourself.

Check out my certified visa card. Oh yeah, I just bough the whole of New York minutes ago.

Quote I Am

"Eating vegetables are like taking an injection, you know they stink but yet you have to take it to be healthy" -ME-

Kecanggihan Tandas Sunway University College

I've been to so many toilets before but I have never seen anything like this...Technology is improving rapidly but this is not the place I expected it to be. Let me take you on a tour of one of Sunway University most high tech gadget in the toilet...Taylors, BEWARE!!!

They are now advertising in toilets

Every time I pee, I cant stop thinking of Sherlock Holmes

Just so you know not all toilet in SYUC has this unique feature. Only the toilet near the cafeteria has this probably cuz thats the one most people visit I think.

When you stand near the mirror to look at your handsome/beautiful face, the screen will detect it and it becomes a normal mirror. After that the advertisement will come up and annoy you again.

Quote I Am

"Some people change their girlfriend like changing clothes. I don't even have a shirt to put on if you know what I mean." -Me?-

Im Back....Again

Hello world...I'm back with a new track...After being silent for so long...Why not come back with a blast....Hope you like my new rap....its about being hungry....this song is dedicated to all the hungry people in the world...The feeling of being hungry really really sucks.

Here are the lyrics if you cant hear or understand a single word I'm saying.

i woke up in the evening
wow my breath stinks
stomach growling
wonder whats cooking
chicken or ayam
spinach or bayam
then i go down stairs
just to find that no ones there
so i call my parents
hey whats for dinner
better buy food or ill get thinner
by the way mum tonight got pasar malam
so help me tapao and come home right now
dont ask y cuz im about to die
dying of starvation, thank goodness for oreo, you are my salvation
plus a bar of kit kat i dont care if it makes me fat
cuz cuz cuz cuz

chorus
im hungry, what time will my dinner be ready
can you please hurry
now that im starving
i can finish everything
10 burgers from burger king
im hungry hungry hungry


as i finished my snack my maid came back
hello kak nanti tak payah masak
aku keluar makan sudah tak boleh tahan
pergi makan mee wantan
lepas tu makan lagi, ya you can call me crazy
go to mamak, aneh satu nasi lemak
tambah ayam dan mutton, no im not a glutton
wow im so fat now lucky i got levis unbutton
someone save me cuz im still hungry
hey guys wanna go yum cha
anywhere near or far, how about pizza
tmc char kiuh teow, oo whats that smell
oh its the longkang
how about some dim sum
har kao and siu mai, im still hungry dont ask me why
still want char siew pao i can even eat a whole cow
cuz cuz cuz

chorus
im hungry, what time will my dinner be ready
can you please hurry
now that im starving
i can finish everything
10 burgers from burger king
im hungry hungry hungry

Funway University College

People say that college is fun. They say its one of the best part of life. You get to study in a whole new environment. However, some people think college is fun because they get to play. My question for you is do you go to college to play or to study? As the saying goes, "Work Hard, Play Harder" .. this picture definitely describes it.

Taking gaming to a whole new level. PS2 controller + Laptop .. Wanna VS? Got extra controller

Back By Popular Demand

Due to the record breaking 4.5 million 45 views from youtube fans all around the world, I decided to come out with another hit "rap" single from my outcoming FUTURE album...I met a pretty girl that day and I manage to sit down and have a nice chat with her....I will tell you the story and express my feeling through a rap....Thanks for all your support...Shoutout to MC JIN one of the greatest rappers ever.

Smash N Grab

With today's current high technology, you would think that it would require something canggih to break into a Apple store, steal 23 MacBook Pros, 14 iPhones, and 9 iPods in 31 SECONDS... I REPEAT 31 Seconds!!!..Well apparantly no high tech gadgets was required to do this..All it took was 4 friends, 1 brick, and a visit to the Apple Store which so happen to be in Marlton, NJ..checkout the video to watch the "BOLT" of stealer's.

True Love

If you think you know what true love is, think again. Listen to this song cuz that is what true love really is. Nuff said.

Love Lyrics

Verse 1
Now Hollywood wants to make you think they know what love is. But Im a tell you what true love is. Love is not what you see in the movies. Its not the ecstasy, its not what you see in that scene, you know what I mean? Im telling you right now, true love is sacrifice. Love is thinking about others before you think about yourself, love is selfless not selfish. Love is god and god is love. Love is when you lay down your life for another, whether for your brother, your mother, your father or your sister, its even laying down your life for your enemies, that's unthinkable, but think about that. Love is true. Think.

Chorus:

I'll put you in front of me
So everybody can see
My love, this is my love

I know that I'll be alright
As long as you are my guide
My love, this is my love

Verse 2
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, it always perseveres. Love never fails. Love is everlasting, its eternal, it goes on and on, it goes beyond time, love is the only thing that will last when you die, but ask the question why? Do you have love?

Chorus

Verse 3
There is no greater love than this than he who lays down his life for his friends. Now are you willing to lay down your life for your friends? You're probably willing to lay down your life for your mother, your father, or your best friends, but are you willing to lay down your life for even those that hate you? I'm going to tell you who did that, the definition of love is Jesus Christ. He is love. The nails in his hands, the thorns in his brow, hanging on a cross for your sin my sins, that is LOVE he died for you and me while we still hated him, that is love. God is true love, and if you don't know this love, now is the time to know, perfect love.

Chorus

From Sorrow To Joy

1 more hour of torture in lecture before I taste the sweetness of freedom for a week

PAS: Rock event festival of sin

Organisers of the "Michael Learns to Rock - eternity tour 2009" had better take heed of PAS's disapproval of the concert as it sees political implications and, at stake, the dignity of Muslims. Taken from malaysiakini.com.

Lol... If only their band didn't have the rock word maybe PAS wouldn't complain so much...So becareful when coming out with your band name. A better name for that band would be Michael Learns/Love to Sing

Z the Rapper?

Mic Check 1 2 Mic Check 1 2 ..... Z the Zapper Rapper is here..... New Found Local Artist in town..Hope you enjoy.. Zzzz.Btw it took me at least 1 hour to get this video on youtube

Peer Pressure

When your friends asks you to try a cigarette would you do it? If 10 of them asks you to try drugs with them, would you? When everyone looks so cool doing it you feel like you want to be like them. However, you manage to resist the temptation and stand out of the crowd instead of joining them. You say No and strictly don't comform to their standards..You do what is right and good...People say a picture tells a 1000 words....What I have been saying just now can be seen in this 1 picture

99 Mac user = Cool .. 1 Acer user = Coolest

Just so you know....Everyone is using a Mac except that person with an Acer

Either this person doesn't know the meaning of peer pressure or his/her Mac was sent for a repair hence the Acer