Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Quote I Am

"Eating vegetables are like taking an injection, you know they stink but yet you have to take it to be healthy" -ME-

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Kecanggihan Tandas Sunway University College

I've been to so many toilets before but I have never seen anything like this...Technology is improving rapidly but this is not the place I expected it to be. Let me take you on a tour of one of Sunway University most high tech gadget in the toilet...Taylors, BEWARE!!!

They are now advertising in toilets

Every time I pee, I cant stop thinking of Sherlock Holmes

Just so you know not all toilet in SYUC has this unique feature. Only the toilet near the cafeteria has this probably cuz thats the one most people visit I think.

When you stand near the mirror to look at your handsome/beautiful face, the screen will detect it and it becomes a normal mirror. After that the advertisement will come up and annoy you again.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Quote I Am

"Some people change their girlfriend like changing clothes. I don't even have a shirt to put on if you know what I mean." -Me?-

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Im Back....Again

Hello world...I'm back with a new track...After being silent for so long...Why not come back with a blast....Hope you like my new rap....its about being hungry....this song is dedicated to all the hungry people in the world...The feeling of being hungry really really sucks.

Here are the lyrics if you cant hear or understand a single word I'm saying.

i woke up in the evening
wow my breath stinks
stomach growling
wonder whats cooking
chicken or ayam
spinach or bayam
then i go down stairs
just to find that no ones there
so i call my parents
hey whats for dinner
better buy food or ill get thinner
by the way mum tonight got pasar malam
so help me tapao and come home right now
dont ask y cuz im about to die
dying of starvation, thank goodness for oreo, you are my salvation
plus a bar of kit kat i dont care if it makes me fat
cuz cuz cuz cuz

im hungry, what time will my dinner be ready
can you please hurry
now that im starving
i can finish everything
10 burgers from burger king
im hungry hungry hungry

as i finished my snack my maid came back
hello kak nanti tak payah masak
aku keluar makan sudah tak boleh tahan
pergi makan mee wantan
lepas tu makan lagi, ya you can call me crazy
go to mamak, aneh satu nasi lemak
tambah ayam dan mutton, no im not a glutton
wow im so fat now lucky i got levis unbutton
someone save me cuz im still hungry
hey guys wanna go yum cha
anywhere near or far, how about pizza
tmc char kiuh teow, oo whats that smell
oh its the longkang
how about some dim sum
har kao and siu mai, im still hungry dont ask me why
still want char siew pao i can even eat a whole cow
cuz cuz cuz

im hungry, what time will my dinner be ready
can you please hurry
now that im starving
i can finish everything
10 burgers from burger king
im hungry hungry hungry

Saturday, October 3, 2009

Funway University College

People say that college is fun. They say its one of the best part of life. You get to study in a whole new environment. However, some people think college is fun because they get to play. My question for you is do you go to college to play or to study? As the saying goes, "Work Hard, Play Harder" .. this picture definitely describes it.

Taking gaming to a whole new level. PS2 controller + Laptop .. Wanna VS? Got extra controller

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Back By Popular Demand

Due to the record breaking 4.5 million 45 views from youtube fans all around the world, I decided to come out with another hit "rap" single from my outcoming FUTURE album...I met a pretty girl that day and I manage to sit down and have a nice chat with her....I will tell you the story and express my feeling through a rap....Thanks for all your support...Shoutout to MC JIN one of the greatest rappers ever.

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Smash N Grab

With today's current high technology, you would think that it would require something canggih to break into a Apple store, steal 23 MacBook Pros, 14 iPhones, and 9 iPods in 31 SECONDS... I REPEAT 31 Seconds!!!..Well apparantly no high tech gadgets was required to do this..All it took was 4 friends, 1 brick, and a visit to the Apple Store which so happen to be in Marlton, NJ..checkout the video to watch the "BOLT" of stealer's.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

True Love

If you think you know what true love is, think again. Listen to this song cuz that is what true love really is. Nuff said.

Love Lyrics

Verse 1
Now Hollywood wants to make you think they know what love is. But Im a tell you what true love is. Love is not what you see in the movies. Its not the ecstasy, its not what you see in that scene, you know what I mean? Im telling you right now, true love is sacrifice. Love is thinking about others before you think about yourself, love is selfless not selfish. Love is god and god is love. Love is when you lay down your life for another, whether for your brother, your mother, your father or your sister, its even laying down your life for your enemies, that's unthinkable, but think about that. Love is true. Think.


I'll put you in front of me
So everybody can see
My love, this is my love

I know that I'll be alright
As long as you are my guide
My love, this is my love

Verse 2
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, it always perseveres. Love never fails. Love is everlasting, its eternal, it goes on and on, it goes beyond time, love is the only thing that will last when you die, but ask the question why? Do you have love?


Verse 3
There is no greater love than this than he who lays down his life for his friends. Now are you willing to lay down your life for your friends? You're probably willing to lay down your life for your mother, your father, or your best friends, but are you willing to lay down your life for even those that hate you? I'm going to tell you who did that, the definition of love is Jesus Christ. He is love. The nails in his hands, the thorns in his brow, hanging on a cross for your sin my sins, that is LOVE he died for you and me while we still hated him, that is love. God is true love, and if you don't know this love, now is the time to know, perfect love.


Thursday, August 27, 2009

From Sorrow To Joy

1 more hour of torture in lecture before I taste the sweetness of freedom for a week

Monday, August 24, 2009

PAS: Rock event festival of sin

Organisers of the "Michael Learns to Rock - eternity tour 2009" had better take heed of PAS's disapproval of the concert as it sees political implications and, at stake, the dignity of Muslims. Taken from malaysiakini.com.

Lol... If only their band didn't have the rock word maybe PAS wouldn't complain so much...So becareful when coming out with your band name. A better name for that band would be Michael Learns/Love to Sing

Z the Rapper?

Mic Check 1 2 Mic Check 1 2 ..... Z the Zapper Rapper is here..... New Found Local Artist in town..Hope you enjoy.. Zzzz.Btw it took me at least 1 hour to get this video on youtube

Monday, August 10, 2009

Peer Pressure

When your friends asks you to try a cigarette would you do it? If 10 of them asks you to try drugs with them, would you? When everyone looks so cool doing it you feel like you want to be like them. However, you manage to resist the temptation and stand out of the crowd instead of joining them. You say No and strictly don't comform to their standards..You do what is right and good...People say a picture tells a 1000 words....What I have been saying just now can be seen in this 1 picture

99 Mac user = Cool .. 1 Acer user = Coolest

Just so you know....Everyone is using a Mac except that person with an Acer

Either this person doesn't know the meaning of peer pressure or his/her Mac was sent for a repair hence the Acer

Tuesday, August 4, 2009


I am so hungry now that I could literally eat my keyboard.

Delicious! I didn't know the letter Q tasted so nice..Ctrl Alt Del doesn't taste bad either

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Female Atheletes Who Make The Sport Look Even Better

What I am trying to say here is about chicks that do sports. By that I don't mean a random chick driving a sports car.

I mean beautiful and talented ladies who are proffessional sports atheletes. Not only do they look good, they make the sport lood good as well...For example, you don't watch tennis but one day you turn on the TV and so happen Maria Sharapova is smashing the tennis ball at the same time screaming at the top of her lungs everytime she swings her racket. You then forget you were suppose to watch Discovery Channel on how crocodiles live and end up spending the next 2 hours watching tennis.

So here are my list of female atheletes who make the sport look even better.

Tennis : Maria Sharapova
(Swing & Scream, that's what I call multitasking)

Poker (it's a sport to me!) : Tiffany Michelle
(Can't read your poker face but I can imagine what you can do with that amount of chips)

Badminton : Xie Xing Fang
(If Lin Dan is number 1, I am not surprised why she isn't)

Snowboarding : Torah Bright
(Icy Cool or Smoking Hot?)

NASCAR racing : Danica Patrick
(Speed Demon)

Football : Milene Domingues
(Ex-wife of Ronaldo..According to wikipedia she is the most expensive woman's player ever and she also holds the record for juggling the ball for 55,198 times.. I can't even do a 1000 =.=)

Golf : Michelle Wie
(Born in 1989, same age as me. She plays golf professionally while I study to be a professional)

Hope You Enjoyed Reading This Blog !

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Vroom Vroom

Ever dreamt of driving a Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder, Ferrari F360 Spider, Audi R8, or Aston Martin DB9 but knowing that your RM4.50 peanuts per hour will get you no where near that except a Kancil. Well, now you can drive these supercars without actually owning them. The 6thGear Experience now offers anyone to drive these cars as long as you have a driving license that is.

You will be supervised by a fully trained and experienced instructor who is skillfull of course so you don't end up crashing that car. Each ride costs about £89 for a 10-15 minute drive in one of those four cars mentioned. Hot laps are also available for £20 where you don't drive but sit in the passenger seat while Mr. Skillfull driver will drive around the track and maybe show you some Initial D drifting.

You can now tell your friends that you used to drive a Ferrari (only for 10 minutes lol)

Hey babe, check out my ride

Certificate to prove that you drove in one of this monsters (I think it's a certificate)

Hop on to my Lamborghini Gallardo~

If driving one of these cars is one of the things you must do before you die, head on to 6thGearExperience for more info.

Monday, July 13, 2009

All smiles

Words cannot express the joy I am going through right now. I thought the results would be out tomorrow morning but it was after 12am Australia time..Thanks to Justin I got to know about it and he helped me solve my logging in problem as well.....I was literally freaking out when I managed to login....I really thank God for helping me passsssssssssssss cuz there is no way I could pass that business law paper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooohoooooooooooooo....Sem 2 here I come =)

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Wall-E Can Now Transform

If Optimus Prime can transform, so can I

This alarm clock can't transform. However it might transform you from being asleep to being awake

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

This Is Why He's The Best

If your thinking Ronaldo, then the answer is no. This time I am talking about Andy Roddick. Some say this is real and some say fake. You be the judge.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

"9" Is The New "7"

Gone but not forgotten. Cristiano Ronaldo is officially a Real Madrid player which officially makes me a Real Madrid fan as well. The things that he does off the pitch disgust me but what he does in the pitch delights me. I can't wait to see how he performs with the likes of Kaka, Sneijder, and some of the greatest footballers on earth.

Cristiano Ronaldo will be playing in the number 9 jersey (same number the brazilian Ronaldo use to have). New season, new jersey, new number, new boots, new income...........

Apparently there were 85,000 fans who were there to welcome Cristiano Ronaldo


What a nice dressing room

Monday, July 6, 2009


Just watched one of the greatest tennis match ever played and it is so sad that Andy Roddick did not win although he deserved to win. He played such a great game and it was so dissapointing that he did not end the game when he had the chance in the second set.

As you can see, even fergie is sad that Roddick lost. This girl over here is either happy that Federer won or that she is happy because she knows someone is taking a picture of her so she is smiling to the camera..I have no clue.

Seems like she knows Sir Alex..I wonder who she is....Pls tell me its not his wife.

A-Rod could not even smile, super emotionally down...I can understand how he feels.

Played so well..Unlucky for him

Moving on to the second dissapointing issue. Man Utd is coming BUT no Ronaldo... Maybe got Owen =.= ...Not what I expected. The reason I bought the ticket was to see Ronaldo play....When is Real Madrid gonna have their asia tour...You might have seen the new Man Utd Jersey..I think they could have done a much better job than this. If I'm not wrong the players will be wearing the new kit during the tour.

Leaked version of the away kit..Not sure whether this will be the official away kit or not.

New season new ball...Looks so futuristic.

Last but not least...Tiffany Michelle will not be participating in the main event for this year's World Series of Poker. This means that we won't be seeing her in action with her hands on the french fries during the game :P.....Also, she won't be able to defend her title as the last female standing.

Can't read my, Can't read my, No you Can't read my POKER FACE ~~~

Monday, June 29, 2009

Home Sweet Home

Woohooo...It's been quite some time since I blogged..This blog is already more than a year old. Just got back from Port Dickson today and will be reviving the blog soon. No greater place than home...Your own toilet and shower...Not forgetting your BED and how comfortable it is...taste of heaven...

Talking bout heaven, as I was reading Jaeson Ma's blog I was very happy to see this. Michael Jackson accepted Christ before he passed away and I believe that he is in Heaven now with the Lord. When I first heard the news I diddn't really believe it. The thing that disturbed me most about his death was whether or not he would be in heaven or not. After seeing this I am really relieved and thankful that MJ gave his life to God.

"He is patient with you, not wanting anyone to perish, but everyone to come to repentance.” - 2 Pet 3:9

Stay tuned =)

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Free Food ?

Whoever said there is no such thing as a free lunch could be wrong.

Free Nasi Lemak(3pm) Free KFC(7pm)

What a way to promote your new opening of a cyber cafe...I would think that by the end of the day the keyboard would be super oily. This is the place to be if you want L4D + KFC

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Why people take so long to shower

First of all sorry for not blogging for such a long long time. Uni life is just too tiring (this is just an excuse) and I am lazy (this is a fact). Back to the topic, have you ever wondered why people take so long to shower and what they do in the shower. I have the ultimate reason why.

It all started with this soap made in a shape of a mouse.

Next we have soap in the shape of a ps3 controller and old skool nintendo controller.

Pink for your sister

Remember the good old days?

Last but not least..Xbox 360 controller

Now you know why it takes them so long to bath