Friday, September 26, 2008

Z the Zapper A.K.A BOLT

A new hero is born ... his name is Z the Zapper also known as BOLT .. he takes down his enemies as fast as lightning Zap Zap Zap and he smokes his enemy just like that .. He is deadly so don't mess with him ... Wondering who this person is ??? there that guy lorr ...

So how did this guy get his powers?? Here is how it all happened . In Bolt's house there are lots and lots of mosquitoes coming from everywhere. Even after killing them over and over again, they just keep coming. After killing 1 and then washing hands, there comes another one ... Very frustrating and annoying... He could not take it anymore so he went out of the house in the middle of the night while it was raining. As he was walking like a mad man in the rain ... SUDDENLY the lightning STRIKED ON HIM!!!!


He thought he was dead because of the lightning shock but instead he felt a super power going through his body ... With great Power comes great Electricity ... He saw this racket on the floor and picked it up. When he picked the racket up some of the electricity from his body got transferred to the racket giving it life. It had a super electro power that could kill 1000000 mosquitoes at a time. So he took it home with him and "FRIED" all the mosquitoes.

Here are some of the brutal techniques of how he SLAYS them

You won't like it when his angry

He goes into a berserk mode when he is angry

His so fast until you can't see him

When he is not in battles, he takes his time to think about war strategies

One of his hobbies is playing the "ELECTRIC" guitar

If you are a mosquito, stop and think twice. You ain't wanna mess with BOLT

Because if you do, you'll have to face the consequences

which is DEATH !! No MERCY! see the leg also break into half

Ussain Bolt may be the fastest runner on earth ... BUT Z the Zapper is the fastest mosquito killer in the world.

His so famous he even has his own MOVIE

Be sure to check it out! You don't mess with the BOLT

Based on a true story of Kien Wei's life with the annoying mosquitoes

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Funny Conversations =)

ME : exams coming soon ya
Carmen : ya .. I hate exams, they should cancel exams .. waste paper only
ME : totally agree .. I hate skool, waste land only
Carmen : then can build more playgrounds

L-Ford : wow, coco banana so small ... how to dance
ME : ya lo
L-Ford : all dance like burger only ... the burger dance (kena sandwitch/burger while dancing)

L-Ford : so what you wanna work as next time?
ME : don't know la
L-Ford : chef?
ME : don't like cooking, only eating
L-Ford : desginer ?
ME : don't know how to draw
L-Ford : comp stuff? architecture?musician?
ME : nope
L-Ford : err .. like this ah .. no job for you on earth .. try go Mars .. might get a few
ME : LOL!!


As usual, this is another event that happened long long time ago ... It was last month during Carmen's birthday. We went to Michaelangelo(dunno how to spell, sorry) in Sunway Pyramid to celebrate.

Carmen & Carmen

Huge Bday Card

Andrew can't believe what he just saw

Girls cam whoring as usual

After dinner, we want to paaarrty at Coco Banana

The place was so small and crowded with so many people

Chivas tastes goooood!!

After a couple of drinks, everyone went cuckoooo

This is what happens if you drink toooo much

Everyone enjoyed the party ... But I enjoyed the "after party" most ... There was a fight right outside the club .... oooooo those were the days .. =)

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Old Skool

I will definitely fail to be a reporter...Why?? Because I always publish my reports/provide people information long long long after the event happened. I'm so lazy and I'm always procrastinating that's why it takes so long...Well here is some pictures I took a month ago when my I visited my high school Taman Yarl for some fund raising event I think .. can't really remember ..

I was shocked to see so many people lining up to enter the "haunted class room". Why would people even pay money to see ghosts..

Long Long Line

They even have rules before entering the classroom.

Lol some of the rules are quite funny. No hitting the ghost, no running, no PREGNANT WOMAN lol ... the best 1 - NOT FOR WEAK-HEARTED

Shout "GOAT" for help to get out immediately. Are they paying money to go in to see "GOATS" or "GHOSTS" ... Of all things why shout "GOAT"???

The first thing I thought of when I saw the 2 MYVI cars was, WAH GOT CAR AS PRIZE AH, when I walked closer I found out that they were trying to sell and promote the car lol. There goes my chance of winning a MYVI

Look at all the peoplezzz

It's so unfair I didn't have a futsal goal and place to play during my time

How long has this signboard been here...All become white already..How ironic, smoking suppose to become black

This sign is hilarious. Congratulations =.= Like reaching a finish line like that

They asked me to take a photo of them while I was taking picture at the congrats sign

Last but not least, Andrew and Charlie Chaplin Jr .... Maybe not

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Switch Off Your HAND PHONE!!!!

First of all I would like to say a big thank you to Tee Juan for showing this super amazing funny video about switching off your hand phone in the cinema ... For those of you that have watched Money Not Enough 2, here is a clip that wasn't show in the cinema .. It's about erm switching off your handphone ... The video is in mandarin but there is also english subtitle ... It is a MUST WATCH VIDEO !!!! ENJOY =)

Next time remember to off your phone or put it to silent mode!

Saturday, September 13, 2008

F.O.S (Full Of S**T)

Mind my language for this post, cuz it's gonna be really really nasty ... Yesterday when I was looking for a parking in college, I saw this particular spot which was empty (which is very rare) .. It is so so so difficult to find a parking near my college ... Without hesitation I parked in that spot and walked happily to college .... I was thinking, wah why so good ah got empty spot here ... When I came back, I got the SHOCK of my life.. My car was filled with Sugar Honey Ice Tea .. I didn't realize I was parking under the tree ... NO WONDER NO ONE PARK THERE!!!! .. I'll never ever park there again EVEN THOUGH IF I WILL BE LATE FOR CLASS!!!!

I think if you click on the pictures u get to see a better view

So when I came home, I tried spraying water on it but only 30% of it came out ... Then my maid came out and said

Maid : Apa kamu buat
Me : Cuci tahi .... (sounds wrong man)
Maid : Biar saya cuci lah
Me : Terima Kasih Banyak Banyak =)

Now the car is as clean as new thanks to her =)

Actually, this is nothing compared to the previous time where the birds decided to bombard my Ford car .. It was literally EVERYWHERE .... behind infront beside up down right left .. ALL OVER THE PLACE ... when I look at the back mirror I can see S**T, when I see both the side mirror also I can see, wind screen obviously no need to say .. it was FULL HOUSE ... Once again came home and tried to spray water .. this time only 1% came out ... thanks to my maid again for helping me to clean the car

Have you experience this feeling before? Feel like s**t and look like s**t ??? I did when I was driving that car home lol ... Such a malufying moment